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A CHARACTER STUDY: YOU KNOW YOU ARE UNDENIABLY AWESOME...
when elon musk isn't your idol but your rival.
when you're always making people stop to wonder what on earth you're doing?
when you laugh like mack at least once a day in an effort to solve world peace
when you put on the headphones in woodshop hoping to hear some metallica then realize these aren't those type of headphones and still smile anyway.
when you wear a shirt that everyone wants and no one can have and then back it up with an incredible restaurant recommendation and a life lesson, "you cannot make everybody happy, you're not a taco."
when you have the fashion sense of vrigil abloh and the free climbing abilities of alex honnold.
when you both perfectly execute blake's offensive pattern and decide to catch his pass together in perfect synchronicity.
when the day needs a little more baharat, you add an extremely large tank top worn backwards and inside out, stand with your legs crossed for no apparent reason and then use your mask for something else because you have a backup bandana.
when you put blue steel to shame because you have an infinite repertoire of never repeating, always intriguing facial expressions.
when you are brave enough to challenge one of the chadwins in basketball and quickly realize you should have taken first pick, the ball, and maybe even an extra player.
when you have the same last name as a character in the board game clue and you decide he is an underachiever like superman so for a challenge you decide to try and outdo someone who does more with less like bear grylls.
when you realize that the phrase, "cool kids never have the time," is just a song lyric.
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